Why can’t I whistle?

Today I learned new ways of dribbling. This was not my intention. I was trying to whistle with my fingers in my mouth, which I’ve never been able to do. So I looked it up in the Internet, found a blog called ‘The art of Manliness’ and gave it a go, but I’m not quite there yet.

I was mainly doing it because I was writing a bit where one of my characters whistles, and I wanted to be able to do it so I could describe it better. I’ve tried to teach my self other things for the same reason, sword fighting for example. These activities usually have two results: my family think I’ve gone crazy and I hurt myself. Today it’s just the dribbling, a tired mouth and a bit of dizziness.

Still can’t whistle though!